{"id":159,"date":"2009-04-18T13:11:04","date_gmt":"2009-04-18T18:11:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/?p=159"},"modified":"2013-04-30T16:59:09","modified_gmt":"2013-04-30T21:59:09","slug":"i-need-to-do-dishes-more-often","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/18\/i-need-to-do-dishes-more-often\/","title":{"rendered":"I Need To Do Dishes More Often"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The following pictures document what I found in my sink&#8217;s garbage disposal just minutes ago.\u00a0 I am not kidding.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-161\" title=\"Ahh, a little leaf thing\" src=\"\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/ahh_a_little_leaf_thing.jpg\" alt=\"Ahh, a little leaf thing\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/ahh_a_little_leaf_thing.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/ahh_a_little_leaf_thing-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-163\" title=\"I don't remember eating anything like this...\" src=\"\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/i_dont_remember_eating_anything_like_this.jpg\" alt=\"I don't remember eating anything like this...\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/i_dont_remember_eating_anything_like_this.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/i_dont_remember_eating_anything_like_this-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-165\" title=\"Whaaaaaaaat the!?\" src=\"\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/whaaaaaaaat_the.jpg\" alt=\"Whaaaaaaaat the!?\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/whaaaaaaaat_the.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/whaaaaaaaat_the-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-162\" title=\"Duuuuuude!\" src=\"\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/duuuuuude.jpg\" alt=\"Duuuuuude!\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/duuuuuude.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/duuuuuude-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-164\" title=\"It's a freaking ecosystem!\" src=\"\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/its_a_freaking_ecosystem.jpg\" alt=\"It's a freaking ecosystem!\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/its_a_freaking_ecosystem.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/its_a_freaking_ecosystem-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As near as I can tell, this is what you get when you throw cantalope seeds down the drain, but you forget to turn the garbage disposal on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following pictures document what I found in my sink&#8217;s garbage disposal just minutes ago.\u00a0 I am not kidding. As near as I can tell, this is what you get when you throw cantalope seeds down the drain, but you forget to turn the garbage disposal on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-artifact","category-investigation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":261,"href":"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions\/261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}