{"id":12,"date":"2008-01-27T11:01:18","date_gmt":"2008-01-27T16:01:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/27\/i-am-legend\/"},"modified":"2013-04-30T17:01:36","modified_gmt":"2013-04-30T22:01:36","slug":"i-am-legend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/27\/i-am-legend\/","title":{"rendered":"I Am Legend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/01\/iamlegendposter.jpg\" alt=\"iamlegendposter.jpg\" style=\"padding: 0pt 0pt 10px 15px\" align=\"right\" \/>You see her, and you can&#8217;t stop thinking about her.  She seems dark and intelligent.  You ask her out, and, to your surprise, you find yourself on a date that night.  She mentions that she likes butterflies.  As the weeks go by, you get to know her better. There are a few things that feel a little off (her dog seems a little bit too human), but you start looking at rings.  You invite her to a fancy dinner, and when she steps in, everyone goes quiet.  She has a tattoo of a butterfly on her entire face.  The butterfly wings go from her lips, out to her cheeks, and right up to her eyebrows.  A black body with spindly arms sits down the spine of her nose.  You run out the back entrance, and buy a new phone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You see her, and you can&#8217;t stop thinking about her. She seems dark and intelligent. You ask her out, and, to your surprise, you find yourself on a date that night. She mentions that she likes butterflies. As the weeks go by, you get to know her better. There are a few things that feel [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-metaphoreview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":290,"href":"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions\/290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.redrecondite.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}