I have the best kleenex box in the world.

And yes, those are chocolate coins.

I also have too many woot monkeys.

The game is essentially a series of puzzles.  To solve the puzzles, you can conjure just about any non-trademarked noun available by typing it in.

For example: want to kill a shark swimming around?  Drop a toaster into the water.

Best of all, there is a completely unstructured ’sandbox’ you can play in, where you can see how different things interact with each other.  You can summon pirates, ninjas, god, lions, giant squids… just about everything, and usually they’ll attack each other.

I summoned a ‘blob’, basically a stereotypical green-gooey sentient blob.  The blob seemed to be the most powerful creature in the game… it handily defeated god, lion, tiger, devil, giant squid, leviathan, colossus, soldier, zombie, robot zombie, puma, bear, and everything.

Except vampire.  Blob and vampire will fight forever, neither able to harm each other.

However, terrorist can defeat blob… sort of.  When the terrorist dies, he blows up, taking the blob with him.

The terrorist cannot kill vampire, because the vampire turns the terrorist into a vampire-minion before he can die.

At one time, Santa ran for his life from the vampire and a vampire minion.  They decided to kill Santa, instead of turning him.

However, I gave Santa some garlic, and boy, vampire ran away and cowered in a corner.  I accidentally made Santa drop the garlic, which fell on the vampire’s head, vanquishing him.

I just have the greatest grin in my face when I play this game.

I used up nearly every yellow Lego brick in my growing collection, and succeeded in creating a four-sided question-mark cube.

A friend at work noted that this could make an excellent Kleenex holder or candy bowl, er box.  It’s hollow, and the mushroom is actually sitting in a little hole.

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I decided to create something very simple, but very cool, with Lego bricks.  One pixel is one Lego brick wide.

Mario would look more authentic if I used brown instead of blue, but I don’t have enough brown bricks.

XBOX 360 #3: March 9, 2008 – July 5, 2009 (16 months) – No Video Output

XBOX 360 #2: June 30, 2007 – March 9, 2008 (9 months) – Red Ring of Death

XBOX 360 #1: May 23, 2006 – June 30, 2007 (13 months) – Red Ring of Death

They will be missed.

Microsoft, in their endless, dirty pursuit of money by introducing hoops for consumers to crawl through, decided to create a proprietary interface for the Xbox 360 hard drive.  The result?  The Xbox 360 120GB hard drive retails for $159.99 (though you can find it for $119.99 and less elsewhere), whereas the same 2.5″ hard drive is $49.99 on Newegg.

Even if you open up the Xbox 360 hard drive enclosure, the Xbox 360 will only communicate with a hard drive with specific firmware.

Thankfully, intelligent hackers have created tools to update said firmware on several Western Digital hard drives.  We’re still stuck with 120 GB (Microsoft doesn’t support larger hard drives), but at least we can get it cheaper.

Everything you need to perform this upgrade is written about amongst the internets, but (not surprisingly), the information is often scattered and incomplete.  Here are the complete steps I took to update my hard drive.

Physical Requirements

• Compatible hard drive.
  I used the WD1200BEVS ($49.99 from Newegg)
• T5 and T10 Torx screwdriver ends.
  I bought the Husky 36-Piece Precision Screwdriver Set ($4.99 from Home Depot).
• USB Flash Drive
• Computer with SATA ports and ability to boot from USB Flash Drive.
• Xbox 360 Hard Drive Enclosure.

Software Requirements

• Hddss.bin – the new firmware you’ll be using.
  Google for it, and download it using a torrent, or dump it from your existing hard drive.
• hddhackr 0.91 – tool that dumps/flashes/restores Xbox 360 hard drive firmware.
  There is a 1.0 version available, but it didn’t work for me, and several others reported issues.
• DOS 6.22 Boot Image
• Virtual Floppy Drive 2.1
• HP USB Disk Storage Format Tool 2.06

Create USB Flash Drive DOS Boot Disk

1. Run Virtual Floppy Drive, install and start the drive.
2. Load the DOS 6.22 Boot Image into the fake floppy drive.
3. Plug in your USB Flash Drive (backup any files you wish to save).
4. Run HP USB Disk Storage Format Tool
5. Create a DOS Startup Disk using DOS System Files located at the fake floppy drive (click Start).
6. Twiddle your thumbs for a bit.
7. Copy the contents of the fake floppy drive to the flash drive.
8. Copy hddss.bin to the flash drive.
9. Copy hddhackr to the flash drive.
10. Reboot the PC with the flash drive plugged in, and see if it boots into DOS (you may have to fiddle with the BIOS startup order).
11. If you see a DOS prompt, congratulations.  Don’t do anything yet!

Disassemble Xbox 360 Hard Drive Enclosure

1. Use T5 Torx to remove 4 external screws.  Remember the one under the security label… I forgot about it, and almost tore the enclosure apart.
2. Use T10 Torx to remove aluminum hard drive shield.
3. Disconnect cables by holding them with your thumb while sliding drive forward.
4. ‘Bend’ the plastic bit at the end so you can get the drive out.  It is attached loosely to the rest of the enclosure, and can tilt easily.

Backup 20 GB Hard Drive

If you have a memory card, copy your profile and any save games to it (you can always download things again later).  I forgot to do this, and I’ll have to swap the 20 GB drive back in later.

Flash Xbox 360 Firmware

1. Shut down your computer.
2. Disconnect all SATA drives (so the software has no chance of screwing up).
3. Connect your new 120 GB hard drive.
4. Plug in the USB Flash Drive.
5. Start the computer.
6. Enter BIOS.  If there is an option for ‘Extended’ or ‘Enhanced’ SATA configuration, you’ll want to choose ‘Compatible’ instead.  I got stuck on this point, with my ASUS P5B Deluxe motherboard.
7. Boot into DOS.
8. Enter the command: hddhackr -f
9. hddhackr should display your Western Digital hard drive in a list.  If it does not, try another SATA port, or double-check your SATA configuration in your BIOS.
10. Enter the number associated with your hard drive, and follow the prompts.
11. Shut down your computer for 10 seconds.
12. Start up, boot into DOS.
13. Enter the command: hddhackr -f
14. hddhackr will display something a different hard drive name, something with ‘Hitachi’ in it, if successful.
15. Shut down the computer.
16. Disconnect your new Xbox 360 120GB drive.
17. Re-connect your old drives.
18. Unplug the USB Flash Drive.

Final Steps

Re-assemble the hard drive enclosure.  This is pretty simple, just plug the new drive in, screw things together, re-assemble the latch mechanism, and you should be all set.

Startup your 360 with the new hard drive.  Once you’re booted up, go to System Settings, and your hard drive should be listed as ‘Unformatted’.  Select it, and select Format.

Tada!

In fact, he was in such a zeal for death and destruction that many of the crates and shelves were simply skipped past.  Upon downloading the encrypted transmission, the Lone Wanderer back-tracked and hunted for any spare ammo and other goodies.

However, fate had something different in mind.

Lo!  As the Lone Wanderer imagined himself falling down the stairwell to his death (it felt like deja vu), the Enclave had him surrounded!  He turned on V.A.T.S. and noticed… they weren’t wearing… clothes.  Well, sure, t-shirts and shorts, but their armor was missing.

Now, in addition to killing just about every good person in sight, the Enclave had now declared a war on Decency.  This could not stand.

The Wii Wheel is surprisingly well crafted.  I expected it to be a worthless hunk of plastic, because:

1. My Gamecube steering wheel makes Mario Kart Double Dash unplayable.
2. Excite Truck’s wii-mote steering is not very accurate.
3. The Wii Zapper, a similar peripheral, is annoying at best.

And yet, somehow, the Wii Wheel works well.  The only problem I have with it is hopping into a turn while skidding in the wrong direction, but I experienced the same difficulties in Mario Kart DS, where only the D-Pad is to blame.