‘Artifact’ Archive

Avoiding Gmail’s Spamblocker

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009
From: Marmo
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Darn. And here I was, genuinely curious about the ‘bra that lights upp’… such as, how? Green, light-absorbing glow-in-the-dark fabric? LEDs? Incandescent bulbs?

Fallout 3: The Lone Wanderer Fights for Decency

Monday, May 11th, 2009

The Lone Wanderer killed everything in the Satellite Facility.  They deserved it, after all.  With Liberty Prime… well, let’s just say Broken Steel, the Enclave deserved every laser and plasma blast.

In fact, he was in such a zeal for death and destruction that many of the crates and shelves were simply skipped past.  Upon downloading the encrypted transmission, the Lone Wanderer back-tracked and hunted for any spare ammo and other goodies.

However, fate had something different in mind.

Lo!  As the Lone Wanderer imagined himself falling down the stairwell to his death (it felt like deja vu), the Enclave had him surrounded!  He turned on V.A.T.S. and noticed… they weren’t wearing… clothes.  Well, sure, t-shirts and shorts, but their armor was missing.

Now, in addition to killing just about every good person in sight, the Enclave had now declared a war on Decency.  This could not stand.

Dude, wear some pants

Never mind me...

Let's see what kind of loot these indecent mongrels have

They... have power armor... but they're not wearing it?

I Need To Do Dishes More Often

Saturday, April 18th, 2009

The following pictures document what I found in my sink’s garbage disposal just minutes ago.  I am not kidding.

Ahh, a little leaf thing

I don't remember eating anything like this...

Whaaaaaaaat the!?


It's a freaking ecosystem!

As near as I can tell, this is what you get when you throw cantalope seeds down the drain, but you forget to turn the garbage disposal on.


Monday, March 30th, 2009




Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

wht th fck

Albino Spider Pervert

Saturday, October 4th, 2008


Thursday, February 7th, 2008

… huh.

Why Isn’t Gaming Taken Seriously?

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

Sin Episode 1: Emergence

Orc On The Range

Monday, January 28th, 2008


This Pizza was a Religious Experience

Saturday, January 26th, 2008